#1
What's the primary ingredient in a procrastination potion?
Caffeine
Fear of failure
Magic dust
Distractions
#2
What's the best way to find a needle in a haystack?
Use a metal detector
Burn the haystack
Dump water on the haystack
Take out one straw at a time
#3
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he had the best hat
Because he could scare birds away
Because he was the farmer's favorite
#4
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing
It was embarrassed
It was ripe
It had a sunburn
#5
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Stop throwing trash on me!
You shore are beautiful!
Nothing, it just waved
You're making waves!
#6
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
#7
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
You look dishy tonight!
Dinner's ready!
We make a great pair!
#8
Why did the tomato start blushing?
It saw the salad dressing
It was embarrassed
It was ripe
It had a crush on the cucumber
#9
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was tired
It lost its balance
It was too heavy
It was hit by a car
#10
What's the best way to catch a squirrel?
With a net
By using acorns as bait
Wearing a squirrel costume and pretending to be a tree
Setting up a squirrel trap
#11
Which of the following is NOT a legitimate reason to be late for work?
There was a parade of ducks crossing the road
I was trapped in an elevator with a mime
My dog hid my car keys
I was abducted by aliens
#12
What's the main ingredient in a recipe for disaster?
Confidence
Chaos
Too much salt
A pinch of bad luck
#13
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
You're so small!
Stop raining on my petals!
What's up, bud?
Nothing, flowers can't talk
#14
What's a computer's favorite snack?
Cookies
Microchips
Data bites
Computer chips
#15
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they are too small
Because they are always changing
Because they make up everything
Because they are too complicated
#16
Why did the math book look sad?
It was feeling negative
It had too many problems
It couldn't solve its own equations
It missed its prime
#17
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
In case he wanted to change after the game
In case he got a birdie
In case he got a bogey
#18
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I've got you covered!
Meet you at the corner!
You're such a strong supporter!
Let's stick together!
#19
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos are already built!
With its beak and flippers
It hires a contractor
With ice cubes and snow
#20
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With duct tape
Apply tomato paste
Say sorry to it
Tomato therapy
#21
What's the best way to make a million dollars?
Invest in stocks
Start a successful business
Marry a billionaire
Become a magician
#22
How does a computer get drunk?
By downloading too much data
By consuming too many bytes
By getting a virus
By taking screenshots of every move
#23
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it
Add salt and pepper
Bless tap water
Mix water with tears of angels
#24
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Set a unique trap
Unique rabbits don't exist
Unique up on it
Steal it from the zoo
#25
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
A cold-blooded snowman
Frosty the Bite-man
A frostbite